Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bud Selig is a world-class ass monkey.

The titular character of this post is the acting commissioner of Major League Baseball. He's been known to make some controversial calls in his day, including the advent of the Wild Card (good), the World Baseball Classic (bad), interleague play (meh), the strike in '94 (shameful), basing the World Series homefield advantage on the outcome of the All-Star game (huh?), and his reaction to the ongoing steroid problem, which has been weird at best. Those are just a few examples of a slew of them. I'd say he's the second most despised man in baseball after Barry Bonds and/or A-Rod -- as for those two, the former has sullied the name of baseball by ego and artifice, the latter has sullied it by earning obscene amounts of money.

But back to Bud. His latest gift to the fans is a $700 million deal that intends to give the rights of the MLB Extra Innings package solely to DirecTV. This package used to allow fans who wouldn't normally be able to watch their favorite teams because they moved outta town - like me - access to the televised games. It used to be available on both satellite and cable. But Bud, in his infinite wisdom, decided to deprive those of us who are unable to get satellite tv.

There are no words to describe how much I want to shit on this guy's head.

Earlier this month, Bud responded to the fan uproar by calling their concerns "ridiculous". Regardless, he altered the deal by giving cable tv companies and other dish networks until the end of the month to strike a similar deal. Boston Globe writer Eric Wilbur provides this analogy: "That's like saying Bush has until 3 p.m. today to get out of Iraq."

This may seem like a trivial matter, but there's been such a parade of idiots trying to ruin America's pastime over the years that ruining baseball seems to be baseball's surrogate tradition.

4 comments:

That Obscure Object said...

Oh Michael, Selig is worse than an ass-monkey he's an ass monkey's whore. Living down here in Baseball Purgatory this decision is VERY uncool. I do have a bahrr, the owner of which is from Beantown, who has the Red Sox package. If it weren't for this, I would be plotting the assasination of Selig, (again, the strike in 1994 was the worst.)We should all band together and... Let me get back to you after St. Patrick's Day celebrations.

That Obscure Object said...

Oh yeah, I started a blog too.

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millionsuns said...

Seems they're having problems seeing the games in Japan also.