Tuesday, October 23, 2007

The iPod Shuffle Game

The shuffle continues...

Marco came up with this, and everyone else has done it, so here we go:

Shuffle game rules:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to each question.
4. Cheating optional (although I swear I didn’t cheat on any of these)


1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says: “Glosoli” by Sigur Ros

“Glosoli” must be Icelandic for “f-ing disastrous.”


2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle Says: “Death Don’t Have No Mercy” by Grateful Dead

I swear I didn’t cheat on this one.


3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says: “69 Année Erotique” by Serge Gainsbourg

It is a sexy little town.


4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says: “Electricity (Drugs)” by Talking Heads

I do wonder what my dearly departed brain cells would do for me these days if I’d given them a chance.


5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says: “Dream Thrum” by James

The fact that I have this song on my iPod.


6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says: “You Take the Gold” by Beachwood Sparks

Obviously an Olympic-themed pancake house!


7.) How do you feel about fall?

Shuffle says: “What Comes Next” by Yo La Tengo

I actually like fall, Yo La Tengo. Don’t be so blasé about it.


8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says: “Once Upon a Daydream” by The Police

I do fear that life will pass me by while I spend my time daydreaming. It’s always been a problem, if you believe my 2nd and 3rd grade report cards.


9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says: “Get Up Jake” by The Band

No idea where iPod is coming from with this one. Is “Jake” another word for scotch?


10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says: “Ledi Ndieme M'bodj” by Orchestra Baobab

When I said before that I didn't cheat on any of these, that's not exactly true. I'm actually lying about this one. iPod came up with something else, and I didn't want to expose that particular lie.


11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says: “Verses from the Abstract” by Tribe Called Quest

Shuffle game, you brilliant son of a bitch!


12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says: “La La Love You” by the Pixies

I was a very friendly kid.


13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says: “Looking at the Sun” by Matthew Sweet

Like everyone else’s first girlfriend/boyfriend experience, I was completely blind to everything else around me. She was pretty awesome. Wonder where she is...


14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says: “Move On” by the Rentals

Ha. That’s about all I was doing.


15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says: “The King of Time” by Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

I knew it! I’m going to be a soccer mom.


16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says: “KC Accidental” by Broken Social Scene

I like to be abstract when I’m in serious emotional danger. “KC” stands for “I got kicked in the crotch by a bull and I need you to call 911 immediately.”


17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says: “Act of Quiet Desperation” by Walt Mink

That’s the only way I’m buying anything at Wal-Mart.


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says: “Svefn-g-englar” by Sigur Ros

Wow, shuffle game. “Svefn-g-englar” clearly translates into “voting.”


19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says: “A Century of Fakers” by Belle and Sebastian

Unlike most people this past century who travel strictly to improve their social, political, and personal standing, I travel joyfully and honestly.


20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says: “Folk Fun” by Dizzy Monk

Dizzy Monk happens to be the nom de plume of Mr. Bobby Maville, tap-dancing hip-hop folk singer nonpareil. We used to work together at Classic Video and it was probably the most fun I’ve ever had in my life. He eventually got fired, though I can't remember why. I think it was after that time a customer called him a “cock” and Bobby chased him out of the store and spat on his windshield as he was driving away.


I hope it was as much fun for you as it was for me!

13 comments:

laciejanewerner said...

I loved it...You made me Laugh so hard!

Adam said...

So funny! For "how would you describe your first date," my ipod said "Shut Up" by Simple Plan. For
"how would you describe your first serious girlfriend" my ipod said, "Whoomp! There It Is!" by Tag Team. And for "what do you buy at walmart," my ipod said, "Mr. Brownstone" by GNR. so funny!

CPTN. HOOK said...

1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says: “Changes” by David Bowie



Well I Guess...


2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle Says: “European Son” by The Velvet Underground



I dont know if I would call that sympathetic?


3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says: “Valley Of Deception” by madrugada

This is jut a joke.


4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says: “Mexico” by morrissey

Now, what did I Do?

5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says: “Plastic Fantastic Lover” by Jefferson Airplane

What a dildo?


6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says: “This Old House” by Madrugada

Just call for a table!


7.) How do you feel about winter?

Shuffle says: “Feng Shui” by Gnarles Barkley

Sure, for good or bad.


8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says: “Pass In Time” by Beth Orton

Im loosing it every day, why wouldnt I be scarred?


9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says: “The Weeping Song” by Nic Cave & The Bad Seeds

I am quite sad really.


10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says: “Today's Undertaking” by M. Ward



11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says: “Half Way To Crazy” by The Jesus & Mary Chain

Everyones crazy and stupid, including me.

12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says: “Hold You In My Arms” by Ray LaMontagne

I just wanted to be loved.


13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says: “Little Shadow” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs

I was her shadow.


14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says: “Toxic” by Britney Spears

I was a toxic 12 year old.


15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says: “Dragon” by The Amazing

Sleighing dragons or joining Dragon Rouge www.dragonrouge.net


16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says: “Blanket Sky” by First Floor Power

I just lay down staring at the sky pretending to be dead.


17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says: “Hannah” by The Aristocrats

But I've already got one!


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says: “Warm Leatherette” by The Normal



Quick let's make love before you die...


19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says: “Half Day Closing” by Portishead


Looking for something, but I dont know what.


20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says: “AINT TO PROUD TO BEG” by The Temptations'

I guess I'm quite a burden.

Shilo said...

1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says: “Zydrate Anatomy” by Repo! The genetic oprea

I went to go see Repo! I guess, ahh love this song


2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle Says: “Face Down” by The red jumpsuit apparatus

Bad luck? Or something? 3:


3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says: “High school never ends” by Bowling for soup

High school never ends where I live!


4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says: “I'm so sick” by Flyleaf

Well not sickness, maybe drama of what happeneds.


5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says: “Missing” by Flyleaf

He is not with me or something else is missing in me.


6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says: “Circle” by Flyleaf

Anywhere I guess~


7.) How do you feel about fall?

Shuffle says: “I caught myself” by Paramore

Makes me happish, I never seem to know what causes it.


8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says: “3 S'” by Mindless Self Indulgence

Being Stupid, sadistic, and suicidal. That sums up me a bit. >.<


9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says: “Ignorance” by Paramore

Love this song so much~ Maybe thats it! I'm addicted to this song!


10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says: “Riot” by Three Day Grace

o.o I got it! I lied that I started a riot in my town once.


11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says: “Teenagers” by My Chemical Romance

Shuffle game, you brilliant son of a bitch! >D


12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says: “Bloody Valentine” by the Good Charlotte

Pretty...emotional?


13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says: “Bad Romance” by Lady Gaga

I forgot I had this song! :O
It was a real bad romance like totally!


14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says: “Move On” by the Rentals

Ha. That’s about all I was doing.


15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says: “Punk rock 101” by Bowling for soup

I knew it! I'll be a rock star!


16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says: “Bones Shatter” by Hedley

Something very very bad.


17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says: “I'm on a boat” by The lonely island

A BOAT!


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says: “Situations” by Escape the fate

Uh intrusting my iPod...


19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says: “California love” by 2pac

TO CALIFORNIA!


20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says: “In the dark” by Flyleaf

Very lonely but I DON'T HAVE A JOB YET

Fearless~ said...

Hot N Cold - Katy Perry

2.) What is your personal religion?

I'd A Bird Motha' F***** - Toby Turner

3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

TiK ToK - Ke$ha

4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Just Like a Pill - P!nk

5.) What embarrasses you?

A Different Side of Me - Allstar Weekend

6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Monster - Meg & Dia

7.) How do you feel about fall?

Dangerous - Kardinal Offishall

8.) What's your greatest fear?

Paper Planes - MIA

9.) What's your biggest weakness?

No Sleep - Wiz Khalifa


10.) What was the last lie you told?

BedRock - Young Money & Lloyd

11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Stupid Girls - P!nk

12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Hey, Soul Sister - Train

13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Touchin' On My - 3OH!3

14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Love Like This - Natasha Bedingfield

15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Break Your Little Heart - All Time Low

16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

'Till I Collapse - Eminem

17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Candles - Hey Monday

18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

SuperStar - Taylor Swift

19.) Do you like to travel?

Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard

20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Club Can't Handle Me - Flo Rida

Anonymous said...

1.) Describe your first date. SONG 2 - BLUR
2.) What is your personal religion? THIS LOVE - THE VERONICAS
3.) What do you think of your current hometown? BRICK BY BORING BRICK - PARAMORE
4.) What do you feel guilty about? CRAZY WORLD - J MAJIK & WICKERMAN
5.) What embarrasses you? GIVES YOU HELL - THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS
6.) What kind of restaurant would you open? JUNGLE - PROFESSOR GREEN FT. MAVERICK SABRE
7.) How do you feel about fall? WEAPON, ENEMY, FRIEND - GYROSCOPE
8.) What's your greatest fear? WARP 1.9 - THE BLOODY BEETROOTS & STEVE AOKI
9.) What's your biggest weakness? RESISTANCE - MUSE
10.) What was the last lie you told? NOTHING AT ALL - SHORT STACK
11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school? R U READY - DRUMSOUND & BASSLINE SMITH
12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child? EVERYBODY - BACKSTREET BOYS
13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like? DONT TRUST ME - 3OH!3
14.) What were you doing 10 years ago? LIVE FOUL - MOBB DEEP
15.) What will you be doing in 10 years? DIE YOUNG, STAY PRETTY - SHORT STACK
16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like? CAREFUL - PARAMORE
17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart? COLLAPSE - SAOSIN
18.) Describe your personal political philosophy. COOLER THAN ME - MIKE POSNER
19.) Do you like to travel? WAITING FOR THE WOLVES - BIRDS OF TOKYO
20.) How do you feel about your coworkers? TRY AND TRY - 4 CLUBBERS

Anonymous said...

9. What's your greatest weakness?
Nigga Please by Jay-Z

Anonymous said...

1.) Describe your first date.
Shuffle says: “What a Wonderful World"
Well that could have been a bit more accurate...


2.) What is your personal religion?
Shuffle Says: “The Tide is High (Get the Feeling)"
Idk.


3.) What do you think of your current hometown?
Shuffle says: “One Step At a Time"
Yeah really, and it doesn't take that many to be all the way across it


4.) What do you feel guilty about?
Shuffle says: “Crash And Burn"
Dude it's not like I meant to necessarily


5.) What embarrasses you?
Shuffle says: “Summer Solstice"
Free singles- the songs you never ever listen to


6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?
Shuffle says: “Dream On Dreamer"
WHOOO, restaurant business ain't for me


7.) How do you feel about fall?
Shuffle says: “Brave"
Now I have no clue


8.) What's your greatest fear?
Shuffle says: “Had It All"
Apparently I'll have everything, just to go and loose it, yippee


9.) What's your biggest weakness?
Shuffle says: “Leave Out All the Rest"
I don't exclude, generally...


10.) What was the last lie you told?
Shuffle says: “Don't Let the Sun Go Down"
How is that a lie?


11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?
Shuffle says: “Let it Be"
Sorry man, school didn't teach me that one


12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?
Shuffle says: “Best Days"
I was a very positive kid


13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?
Shuffle says: “He Hates Me"
HAHAHAHA


14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?
Shuffle says: “Not Enough"
iPod you are a flippin' genius


15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?
Shuffle says: “Your Guardian Angel"
Does that mean I'm dead?


16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?
Shuffle says: “Whatever Will Be"
Dude, that is not what I'd be saying if I was crying for help. Maybe like SOS SOS 911 911 FIRE!


17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?
Shuffle says: “Love Like This"
Love at a ridiculous discount, that's not scary at all


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.
Shuffle says: “Speak Now"
Come on now, just spit it out instead of all those stupid political lies


19.) Do you like to travel?
Shuffle says: “Trouble"
Yeah that'd be my family... Crashing the wedding, that's just one of many


20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?
Shuffle says: “Love Will Find a Way"
... Or not

Anonymous said...

1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says: “Dance (Ass)” by Big Sean

Pretty interesting... i guess.


2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle Says: “Niggas in Paris” by Jay-Z and Kanye West

Oh fuck.

3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says: “Non-Stop” by Frank Ocean

This is truth.

4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says: “Starlight” by Muse


5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says: “Private Show” by Frank Ocean

It would really embarrass me, lol.

6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says: “Brooklyn Girls” by Charles Hamilton

A restaurant in New York, i guess.

7.) How do you feel about fall?

Shuffle says: “Quickly” by YFrank Ocean

If it happens quickly it does not matter.

8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says: “I follow you” by Lykke Li (Tyler, the Creator remix)

9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says: “Wake Up” by Frank Ocean

Looks like I live in a fantasy and it would feel bad to wake up.

10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says: “Invincible” by Muse

Maybe I told someone I was invincible. idk

11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says: “The Hardest part” by Coldplay

lol yes


12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says: “Dust” by Frank Ocean

Frank Ocean ain't helping.

13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says: “Truce” by Frank Ocean

Complicated relationship. "I can't to this revolving door any longer."


14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says: “It's you” by Ne-Yo

Oh.I was doing you.

15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says: “So Fresh” by Frank Ocean

This is really cool. haha

16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says: "Save the Hero” by Beyoncé

Kinda desperate, but still wise.

17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says: “Grace Kelly” by MIKA


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says: “Seven” by Tyler, the Creator

19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says: “Voodoo Child” by Jimi Hendrix


20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says: “Anywhere” by Frank Ocean

ELLEN said...

1.) Describe your first date.

stuck- stacie orrico

2.) What is your personal religion?

theres gotta be more to life- stacie orrico

3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

losing it- never shout never

4.) What do you feel guilty about?

chocolate and cigarettes- angus and julia stone

5.) What embarrasses you?

wish you were- kate voegele

6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

first dance- never shout never


7.) How do you feel about fall?

sugar town- zooey deschanel

8.) What's your greatest fear?

watercolor- pendulum

9.) What's your biggest weakness?

one time- justin bieber

10.) What was the last lie you told?

liar liar- never shout never

11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

picture frame- georgia fair

12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

clap your hands- sia

13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

dont know why- norah jones

14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

nine in the afternoon- panic at the disco

15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

rich kids- washington

16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

young at heart- amy meredith

17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

DJ got us falling in love again- usher


18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

hands off- hayley warner

19.) Do you like to travel?

samson- regina spektor

20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

us- regina spektor

Summer Falls said...

I have got to do this and I will straight away on my blog!
THANKS A BUNCH.

Starfast said...

1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says: I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At the Disco
(I Guess it didn't end well)

2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle Says: All To Myself by Mariana's Trench
(In other words, none of your business)

3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says: Goodnite Dr. Death by My Chemical Romance
(It's not really a song, but whatever)

4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says: Night of the Hunter

5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says: I'll Come For You by Nickleback
(Yes, I have Nickleback on my iPod. Don't judge)

6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says: Don't Hold Back

7.) How do you feel about fall?

Shuffle says: Day By Day by House of Heroes

8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says: Cemetery Drive by My Chemical Romance
(Cemeteries can be pretty spooky. Makes sense, I guess

9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says: Deadstar by Muse

10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says: Holiday by Greenday

11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says: Emotion Sickness by Silverchair

12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says: Time is Running out by Muse

13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says: Shake Tramp by Mariana's Trench
(WELL then)

14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says: We're Not Going to Take it by Twisted Sister
(Starting a rebellion!)

15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says: Waiting All Day by Silverchair
(Ten years from now is going to suck for me according to shuffle. I'm super impatient!)

16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says: Party Poison by My Chemical Romance
(Gerard Way rocking out with a random Japanese girl mumbling in the background)

17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says: Bulletproof Heart by My Chemical Romance
(Could come in handy)

18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says: The End by My Chemical Romance

19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says: Young Modern Station by Silverchair
(I'll make a note to visit there on my next trip)

20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says: All You Did Was Save My Life by Our Lady Peace
(I actually don't have a job, but I'm working towards becoming a lifeguard, so this could make sense.)

Anonymous said...

1.) Describe your first date.

Shuffle says "A Song For Assata" by Common.

Can't make sense of this one.

2.) What is your personal religion?

Shuffle says "Ova Da Wudz" by Outkast.

Can't make sense of this one.

3.) What do you think of your current hometown?

Shuffle says "Worry Me" by Lil Wayne.

Actually, my town does NOT worry me.

4.) What do you feel guilty about?

Shuffle says "Tell Em I Said That" by T.I.

Does this mean that I'm scared that I told them to tell them that I said that?

5.) What embarrasses you?

Shuffle says "Coma" by Aesop Rock.

Actually, I don't have a coma, and I would have NO reason to be embarrassed by it. Lol.

6.) What kind of restaurant would you open?

Shuffle says "Glamour Life" by Big Punisher.

A glamour life restaurant? Well OK, but no one under $1,000,000 allowed!

7.) How do you feel about fall?

Shuffle says "Campfire" by Wu-Tang Clan.

Actually, fall wouldn't be a bad time to have a campfire.

8.) What's your greatest fear?

Shuffle says "Above the Clouds" by Gang Starr.

I'm afraid of heights! Lol.

9.) What's your biggest weakness?

Shuffle says "Mean and Vicious" by Lupe Fiasco.

I'm gonna beat you up! Lol.

10.) What was the last lie you told?

Shuffle says "Jesus Piece" by Kanye West.

Can't make sense of this one.

11.) What's the biggest thing you learned in school?

Shuffle says "Save Me" by MGK.

Don't worry! I'll do CPR. Lol.

12.) What did you dream your life would be like as a child?

Shuffle says "Hardtimes (Interlude)" by Bone Thugs N Harmony.

NO!

13.) What was your first serious girlfriend/boyfriend like?

Shuffle says "Alchemy" by Aesop Rock.

It was complex. Lol, I'm 12, so I've never had a girlfriend yet.

14.) What were you doing 10 years ago?

Shuffle says "That's Life 2" by Killer Mike.

Can't make sense of this one.

15.) What will you be doing in 10 years?

Shuffle says "Big Poppa" by Notorious B.I.G.

I'll be a 22 year old dad!

16.) What does a cry for help from you sound like?

Shuffle says "P.R. 2KI" by Tech N9ne.

Can't make sense of this one.

17.) What do you buy at Wal-Mart?

Shuffle says "Criminal" by Eminem.

Can't make sense of this one.

18.) Describe your personal political philosophy.

Shuffle says "Happy Ending" by Tech N9ne.

Can't make sense of this one.

19.) Do you like to travel?

Shuffle says "Still No Surrender" by Bone Thugs N Harmony.

Can't make sense of this one.

20.) How do you feel about your coworkers?

Shuffle says "Maybach Curtains" by Meek Mill.

That reminds me, can I borrow your Maybach? Lol.